Don't of the day

雜誌常有 Do's and Don'ts 系列,甚麼是好,甚麼是壞,都有一個表。

剛才在亂 click 的時候,翻到美版《Glamour》的 website,裡面有一個 section 是「Don't of the day」,的確是很好笑的,現在轉載小部分精彩圖片。

Don't use your granny's quilt as a scarf. 不要用你了阿 女麻 張被做圍巾。

How many times can we say this? Visible panty lines—Major Don't! 這個我肯定是大部分香港女性 (內地尤甚) 會犯的錯,穿貼身褲不穿 t-back,早幾天我時運低看了《江山美人》,有個跳民族舞的女孩就是這樣了,在沒有 close up 的鏡頭下還是清晰可見那超粗的底褲邊。

The patch, the un-flattering pockets, the zippers—Don’t wear jeans with this much going on. 過多 detail 的牛仔褲,我想起某些闊太。

Don't: mixing two very busy prints. 不要同時間穿兩個複雜的 print 上身。

Hello—coinslot! And she can't even blame it on her lo-rise jeans. Don't. 過低的低腰褲,大佬,無端白事的露股罅是 turn down 不是 turn on 啊!

Don't pile on this many layers—too messy. 玩 layer 玩到走火入魔。

A bra with an open-back top? Don't, please. (這個 please 好賤格,哈哈哈哈。)這身造型我三不五時也會在街頭見到,小妹妹最多。

Denim on top of denim—kind of a Don't. Add the yellow fur collar? Definite Don't. 這個是香港最多人犯的錯,你唔好笑,我見過某女性時裝雜誌某位低手的 stylist 做過。

Don't forget to tailor your jeans to fit you. 三不五時也見到,不夠 tight fit 的 jeans 攝入 boot 的後果。

hoyoyi 說...

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