對話

午後 MSN 對話。

(內容大意)

ZZ:阿西話想換車喎
Patricia@Office:哦~ 換車好平常啫
ZZ:但佢架車上年先買架咋喎
ZZ:一換就幾十萬!!!
Patricia@Office:咁換女都好平常
Patricia@Office:何況換車
ZZ:咁換女平常o的囉
Patricia@Office:咁你又啱喎

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午後 Plurk 對話中,討論兒時廣告。

(原文擇錄)

健健:你地又有冇印象個廣告頭頭係有條西裝友唱「說話留~住你~咳咳」?
Patricia:我有喎, 走音架嘛
健健:知唔知果首係咩歌?
健健:對不起我愛你
健健:多麼想用說話留住你
健健:佢最賤係由句野中段開始唱,重要唔岩key。
Patricia:對不起我愛你 <--黎老明?
健健:漲明
健健:無錯~就係佢
Patricia:佢真係好漲, 可能比樂基兒吹得多
健健:漲o係塊面度??? o的血去錯左位
Patricia:你無聽過咩叫谷X上腦咩?
健健:大力得滯,吹哂上去個頭度
Patricia:大力得滯,吹哂上去個頭度 <--唔掂, 我笑到流緊眼水, 堅!
健健:講堅, 我自己打都笑緊

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都係 Plurk,Mr.J 提供 IQ 題一道。

小明食飯一向食得好慢,但係佢最近忽然間要食得好快,o趙都唔o趙,兩啖就吞。咁有一次響餐廳度,朋友就問點解啦? 小明就話最近睇過蘇民峰。咁蘇民峰究竟同佢講過o的咩呢?




答案:小明今年犯太歲 (飯太碎)。(請反白字看答案)

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這個不是對話,但都係爛 gag。好友 A 小姐提供。

Imagine you are in Africa. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. What to do now ..........

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